‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf
chaosintranquility replied to your post: chaosintranquilityreplied to yourpost:once to fit…
no but like imagine “alexandra” with a british accent like that was the vibe i was giving off
I’m laughing p. hard friend, I did that outloud and it was fantastic.
come on skype shit head
my friend i went by “alexandra” from 5th to 10th grade because i didn’t want people to think i was a dude
that’s an okay reason actually, way better than mine anyway
A small thing, but I thought today was monday. Shit.
It’s nice losing track of time, ngl
savysunbeam replied to your post: HELLO EVERYBODY I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE I’VE EATEN…
i am currently unhappy will you share your cookies to cheer me up?
Yeah! Feeds cookie into CD drive. It’s coming!
I’m sorry to hear about your bad mood <3
chaosintranquility replied to your post: i always want to puke when i see a character on tv…
thats how gwen stacy died
thanks for nothing jackass
i always want to puke when i see a character on tv get their back broken by bending them so far their spine snaps like are you serious
pukes right now just talking about it
“It’s so easy to point a finger, but I doubt enough would have done better on that same situation. ”
“Most John haters lack the perspective and/or the maturity necessary to fully understand his situation.”
a gay baby, there are two cute neighbor girls currently mowing my lawn (they offered because our mower is broken) and I just want to sit out there and flirt with them because they’re so cute good god.
i’m tooo shy they look straight i’m tired of this life