January 2011
I promised I wasn't going to do this,
but what the hell. Everyone else is.
NEWS YEARS IS LAME, but here are my stupid resolutions:
1. Get my car fixed.
2. Start up ballet. I want to be strong again.
3. Become even closer to God.
4. This is kind of stupid and I wasn’t going to share it with anyone. I have the belief that telling people what you’re going to do is useless. I believe you should just stop talking and...
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Me: “-joking tone- You still got that bottle of rum? We can do a shot for New Years!”
Mom: “It’s almost all gone. There’s barely enough for one person.”
Me: “How?!”
Mom: “I put it in my morning coffee.”
LOL WHAT.
Watchjamming out to this song right now.
U MAD?
December 2010
Just got my language kit.
-INSERT CELEBRATORY GIF BECAUSE I’M LAZY AND CAN’T FIND ONE-
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Klikk hér if you like fire-works →
icelandwantstobeyourfriend:
My people like shooting up fire-works. If you would like to see them, you can klikk on this link around midnight tonight. (Just remember that my midnight is maybe not at the same time as your midnight.)
We should watch the fireworks together, my Iceland lovers. So excited!
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I think we’re all in the same mood tonight, ya’ll.
I don’t know. I’m just seeing loads of negativity on my dash.
LET US ALL GET TOGETHER AND DANCE.
I don't blame girls for thinking the majority of...
How to Stay Stressed →
commondense:
TAKE PLENTY OF STIMULANTS. The old standards of caffeine, nicotine, sugar, and cola will continue to do the job just fine. AVOID “WOO-WOO” PRACTICES. Ignore the evidence suggesting that meditation, yoga, deep breathing, and/or mental imaging help to reduce stress. The Protestant work ethic is good for everyone, Protestant or not. GET RID OF YOUR SOCIAL SUPPORT SYSTEM. Let the...
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It is way too nice outside not to take a bike...
YEEEESSSS.
I haven’t ridden my bike in a billion years, feels like.
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Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
Rofl, I am constantly saying this to my friends.
They are all white and I think they get a little frightened.
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All these people drinking lover’s spit They sit around and clean their face with it.
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happygeniusheroes:
Studies have shown that we...
I think I’m going to ride the bus all day long.
I just need to get the hell out of here.
Hm.
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Watchsiriuslyawesome:
breaknecksnothearts:
ahhitsbrittny:
xamynguyen:
dadddyb:
obeyali:
I FUCKED DIED 10 TIMES.LOL
“When I’m 15 I’m going to get a job at Chuck E Cheese.”
MY BABY PONY MY BABY PONY
NASTY SHIT !
HAHAHAHA. OMG. I’M DYING.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO STUPID. ????????????????????
xD xD xD xD xD xD
I’m sorry to be so trashy, but oh my God. Oh my God.
...
dont-play-dead asked: are you on now? (it's 1:01PM)
Also lady you always call me when I am at work!
Also lady you always call me when I am at work!
dont-play-dead asked: are you on now? (it's 1:01PM)
Also lady you always call me when I am at work!
Also lady you always call me when I am at work!
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Chowing down on a huge bowl of rice.
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“Spirituality is not other-worldliness. Spirituality is a way of living in this...”
– Osho (via oceanofmind)
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It is so refreshing to fangirl over Jonsi with the...
Reblogging all of your posts, and you reblogging mine, gives me a warm tingly feeling.
I love you gals <3
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Ya'll, I know I shouldn't say this. I KNOW this....
my sister and her lover having sex in the basement woke me up.
I AM LOLING SO BAD.
I’m contemplating if I should tell her in the morning. “Hey. Uh. You might want to keep your sex noises down. JUST SAYIN.” I’m sitting at the computer and I can’t move because the floor creaks and they’ll totally know I heard them getting it on. I just need some water, I have...
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